Sunday morning thoughts

It has been two weeks since we all went to our church together. Easter Sunday always finds us at the church I grew up in with that jamming choir!! Last week was baseball tournament but Mookie went to church so she could sing. Thank God for trustworthy friends!!!!!!!

Pastor Carter is doing a marriage series. I bet its good. Can't wait to see how God is going to inspire, convict, encourage, and love me through this sermon. God is an awesome God!!

Now for other pressing questions of the day:

• What am I going to wear?
• I need to shave my legs
• I need to go major grocery shopping
• I can't wait until I go to the beauty shop this week!!!!!!!!!
• I need to find Wade some socks for this morning
• Will I run into one of my favorite people - SHELLEY WHITE - this morning!! Love her!!!
• Is Mojo going to hitting practice today?
• How many loads of laundry can I realistically do so that no one harrasses me about doing it this busy week???

And the most important question of all:

• Am I really going to spend more time in the Word of God this week like I feel led to??

Weekend

Yo Yo It's the Weekend Baby!!!!!!!!

For the Love of Ray J

Yesterday evening I had the rare chance to be home alone. I was supposed to be merely stopping by to check on the chicken in the crock pot, but got too comfortable to leave. Anyway, while flipping through the channels on TV as I was preparing to take a quick nap, I landed on VH1's For the Love of Ray J. What on earth was that foolishness? I mean I don't even watch The Bachelor because I can not understand why someone would even put themselves through this.

But For the Love of Ray J took the cake. What is wrong with these people? Why in Hades would they allow some washed up idiot to give them another name? Can you say low self esteem? How surprising was it that Ray J chose the girl who performed on the private stripper pole for him? How tacky was it that he gave them both the same gift? NOT

How disrespectful was it that Cocktail thought it was so classy to sit around drinking hard liquor with her parents? How tacky is the whole premise of the show?

How ridiculous is it that even though I was disgusted I will be watching the reunion show when it comes on next Monday???

Church's Chicken

We should not eat fried chicken at work:

Y’all I had some chicken from Church’s and greens for lunch. Oh yeah…and a pepper. It was sure good. I guess too good. I got sleepy in 5th period. Come 6th period it was over. Before I knew it I had closed my eyes while the students were reviewing for their test. Next thing I knew I was talking out loud – IN MY SLEEP!!! However, I wasn’t snoring. I started talking to the kids about Ms. Ziegler. I just remember saying something to them about the amount of time they spend with Ms. Zeigler is about the same with me and they should know……Know what I don’t know. But I woke up. They were looking at me like I am crazy. Maybe I am…..But in the words of Oprah, this is what I know for sure:

GREASY, FRIED CHICKEN AT WORK ESPECIALLY AROUND TEENAGERS!!!!!!!!!!